Testing photosets. I hope GlaDOS will approve my tests and finally let me out. =0
GlaDOS from Portal 2
Cosplayer: Tenori-Tiger
Quite Possibly the Greatest GIF of All Time
We don’t know who created this, but we’re sure glad they did.
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A group of scientists from Finland claims to be close to a vaccine which can prevent any kind of allergy, and change the lives of millions all over the world.
Professor Juhu Rouvinen and his colleagues from the University of Eastern Finland say they discovered immunoglobulin binding structures in allergens, which means the affliction can be prevented.
Calling out to the devil was supposed to be a joke but then I saw smoke
Fuck this shit, I gotta get ghost. He called out to me, “boy where you gonna go?”
Well I don’t know, but I know I want to keep my soul.
“Oh no, that ain’t happening anytime no more” And as he spoke I started to feel so
cold. Like the inside of my body all of a sudden froze. Epidermis turned into fucking
ice. An un-natural craving for the mic to get diced was brought to life. I’m like the
creature from splice cause I’ma fuck everything without thinking it twice.
So many times I said that I’d write a song. That was a lie all along. I was wrong.
I’d understand if you’d said good bye and so long. But understand, the old me
fucking died and moved on. There ain’t no way that he’s ever coming back.
And if he tries, I’ll beat him with a baseball bat. I wouldn’t leave it at, I hope that
you could hold me back from grabbing old me and sticking a knife in his back.Now
all the grief that hebrought you, I want to take it back.
Tell me how, I’ll make it better. Baby, that’s a fact.
Please don’t think that I’m whack if you ever do hear this set of lyrics.
This scriptures got more than spirit. I fear that you’d think I’m a creeper
and weird if I put my finger to my keys. I might write some weird shit.
My words usually veering to be sadistic. For you, I would admit this.
I’ll be realistic. I don’t want us becoming another statistic. We used to blow up on
one another. Life was ballistic. I wished I didn’t exist when this shit went down,
daily basis. I hated this. The old you, I was chasing it. But you erased that chick.
MC’s strut around like they got some big dicks
These MC’s act more a bitch than a bitch
And when I here them spit it’s like listening to two pigs
Sodomize each other and it makes me fucking sick.
In a little bit I’ll infilitrate there itty bitty cliques
Let em know that I’m in the game to get big
Get a voluptuous succubus to fuck in the butt
And allow me to bust a nut on my pile of ones
The tens the twenties while drinking onefiftyone
Shit starts getting a little fun when I pull out some gun and say
“bye bye hunny”
Then pull it. Shit—run, I here a siren come up
Now I gotta get down. I ain’t fucking around right now
Quit being loud. Calm your ass down. I’m gonna pow and
Kick the ball so call me charlie brown.
I ottah kick yah. Sadistic cynical lyrical inventor.
These raps will end yah. I am the offender.
When I dis you I’ll unhinge yah.
Sickening flos so puke. Start the binging
Let me rev your engine. Come on bitches just jump
Right now while the beats bump. Riddles will leave you stumped.
Hey girl you got a nice rump. Can I touch your butt?
Why the fuck does that make you a slut?
And why are you mad at that, I though you knew you was.
I heard you like it from the back when you wanna bust.
I’m out of lubricant so I think I’ll grab the must-
-tard. Austen, don’t you dare touch her
She’s got a damn man. I don’t give a damned shit.
She’s fly as fuck and shes got some really fly tits.
So why dis? I mean all is fair in the game of love and war.
Plus she’s bored so just let the girl score.
Mia more! Whatever that means.
I need more!
My name is Adubs. Short for AW. Thems’ is my initials
In this instance your wench is in the trenches with the cadaver stench blocked out
by an incense. Defenseless from me I be relentless. Not even fences can keep a steady distance. It’s senseless . Do I see all of you twitching, like “what is this?” Bitch, you fucked with my business. Now you shall know there is no forgiveness. You ain’t even gonna fucking make it to Christmas. So quit scripting your wishlist and cease from existence. My persistence is something to witness, so quit this ridiculous shit. It’s becoming very nerve pinching.Bitches, I can spit it slick, slipping your comprehension skills. That’s why tension builds. I will bend your wills to better suit mine. It’s like
“Yo, that man is ill!”
Yeahh, I’m gonna keep it real. Will I stop to take my chill pills? Probably not, instead I’ll drink triple distilled vodka. Slaughter my fucking esophagus and then drop these lyrical hits. End of the night I’ma cough up blood and water. Now I gotta live inside hospice with these silver fox chicks. They like “austen, well we’ve been talking. When we see you walking we always wanna put your cock in our coffin pussies that we got.”
Damn! Now I’m gawking. Surrounded by female Christopher walkins.
So I reach in my pockets and pull out rock then smash the brains. Bulging eye sockets.
“Oh my god, shit! I did not expect you to die from getting socked bitch!”
Her name was Tabatha, and when she died I started stabbing her. I was mad at her. Old bitch dissed my vernacular. Said it was bad but, it’s spectacular.
Now people grab yo’ butts. My rhymes are just madly nuts. Man I might just snatch up your sluts and act whack as fuck. Bitch my sac wont suck itself so start to grab my nuts. use your tongue. Wait a minute ho, whoa! So, is that my butt that you just put your finger in? OH that’s too much. I’m about to slap you if you don’t stop it now at once. Now your cunt is about to get balled. Yeah, that’s a bunt.
What the fuck am I even saying? I’m just having fun. I feel like I’m fucking playing inside a toys-r-us with a machette wearing a freddy mask. Children start screaming, parents run and grab their kids but im a speed demon and they’re just too slow.
da fuq am I typing?
